The timeline was altered when a young boy lost his arm to an evil entity living beneath the sewers in a small Maine town. This set off a chain of events that banded 7 children together in a blood bond to rid the town of the entity and ultimately moved our reality over into the one where Jade helm was in actuality just a training exercise.

Only the Ritual of Chüd can possibly bring it down

beep beep Richie

Better start digging a hole

I'll dig the hole, you get the virgins for the awkward underground orgy

Does it have to be awkward?

Depends. Are you recruiting the virgins from this sub

Oh ew. No. God, no.

FWIW, I think Jade Helm is more about pre-positioning troops for whatever happens afterwards. There are about 20 global catastrophes vying for contention, most of them bullshit, but unless the US steals some gold quick the economy is done for.

yeah Jade Helm isn't set up to pull people out of their homes.

it's set up to deal with the impending chaos that is gonna go down when shit hits the fan globally in a few weeks.

I mean.. it could pull people out of their homes if they're found to be mounting an effective resistance movement. I imagine it'll be somewhat similar to Iraq.

I just wonder if there will be a fake ISIS invasion so that DHS can swoop in with martial law, and anybody fighting that occupation can be lumped in with ISIS.

Out of interest, you're staying this like fact. Are you intending to come back here and apologise for fear mongering or something if nothing happens. I see too many people happy acting as experts with no comeback

Edit: 'stating'

I don't leave, you're more than welcome to come tell me "You were wrong."

Unfortunately, China de-valued their currency three times in one day, which was followed by multiple explosions.

The US military is running drills to prevent chaos, that end of September 15th.

September marks a Jubillee Shemnitah year, the 7-year market cycle (read a chart 7 years back, and then 7 years further, and then 7 years further.)

They didn't even patch it up last time, anyone with a grade 10 understanding of the economy could tell you we are about to burst a giant bubble.

It's not "fear mongering," its the result of Quantitative Easing.

No matter what happens or happened, we now have military troops set up in several states, ready for action. and they've been practicing. So I take that at face value.

Yes, on bases and such because soldiers have lives and duties but not actively deployed like in Jade Helm. There's a huge difference between soldiers being actively deployed and soldiers residing and working in a region.

I've been waiting to be a FEMA death camp guard since 2008. :( Why did I vote for Obama if it was going to take this long? I thought for sure I'd have been promoted to Chief Gun-Taker-Awayer by now!

Its still going on, planned to end just in time for the Shmitah; Sept 15

Then what happens on the 23rd?

Sun comes up, sun goes down. You should know the drill by now.

wednesday happens... you know the day that Adams Family kid was named after.

Pope comes to America the weekend before I believe.

I believe the shit I read about it said that operation Jade Helm 15 ends on Sept 15th. take that for what it's worth.

Then the real fun begins

Nothing happened.

So what ended up happening?

i'm not sure, I was out of town up at the cabin on the 15th having a good time fishing.

nothing, it was a red herring. why do people still go running after the bullshit alex jones yells about?

It's going on right now and this commie liberal media refuses to report on the measures that Texas and Gov. Abbott have done to protect our freedoms.

That or there was nothing to see and it was exactly what it was reported to be a fucking training exercise.

Which one seems more likely?

Why would you think some silly thing like that?

Working on Jade Helm 16 now

It's actually a secret government program to combat illegal aliens but can't be reported on. Just let it ride.

I was hoping someone would say something about Jade Helm. My friend speaks constantly of these predictions of modern day Edgar Casey's like Steve Quail and Tom Horn. There are suppose to be more events leading up to September 14 which will be another significant day.

Chinas market will be crashed by the end of the week Then comes invasion with the unique flair of enter corrupt governmental forfeit. Aka one world order.

Pope will be speaking before then in the us which is also very significant watch his topic you can google them now.

On the 24 a meteor is suppose to hit Chicago causing a global ice age.

The two paragraphs about the Chinese market and the Pope were both text messages pulled from a friend of mine who was just telling me about events to come. To be honest I just want it to be a huge surprise I don't care to count down my last days.

We'll see about that Mr. theorist