r/conspiracy, what is the most convincing conspiracy theory that you think gets ignored by the world?

5  2017-03-26 by Astomi

70 comments

Sleep isn't necessary, it's just the world's first drug that everyone is addicted to... passed on from mother to child since the dawning of time.

. . . Ever tried going without it?

Let me know it's not necessary in 4 days time.

Yeah... you can't cause everyone is so damned addicted that they suffer from withdrawals after just a day or so... duh! Oldest most widespread problem afflicting all of humanity and totally ignored by the media!

If it's an addiction then you can be weaned off of it. Taper your sleep over time and see what happens.

But I have a suspicion that sleep is life food or water, weaning off will just result in death. Therefore it's not an addiction, it's a life requirement.

It's an addiction! Try quitting heroin after doing it since you were a baby... it's not easy... and if you stop you suffer from all kinds of terrible withdrawls. I know you are brainwashed... prolly just as addicted to it as everyone else... it is easier to just give in to the drug, than it is to suffer the effects of not having it.

Sounds like quite the enabler saying that it is a life requirement... prolly in the pocket of Big Mattress and Big Pajama... I don't blame you though... they don't call it "Counting Sheep" for nothing.

So wean off of it over a period of years and prove yourself right.

Live a life without sleep.

Prove it, if you believe it. (You don't)

Of course I don't believe it... It's just some silly shit I made up. But I did survive on 2 hours a day for like 18 months after some practice.

Cock a doodle doo

Don't a bunch of other species sleep? https://en..wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_in_non-human_animals

This is one I've never heard before.

Hilarious.

9/11

9/11

Not just one, but many. Sandy Hook psyop, 9/11 false flag, "holocaust" HOAX, the fact that "jews" are NOT the real Israelites, and many more.

who do you think set off the firework in boston? I'm curious, done a ton of research.

It was a total staged psyop with crisis actors. I don't know who exactly set off the smoke "bomb", but it was surely the government or their contractors.

There were two guys in hoodies; one in a white hoody and one in a black hoody.

see the guy in the white hoody?

good to see others see through the smokescreen so to speak.

Did you hear the stuff about Kraft International being there?

Alex Jones has distanced himself from Sandy Hook. He now calls it "Newtown".

moon landings

Yes. What a laughable hoax.

What do you think of kubrick's alleged involvement?

I heard an interview with a film-maker named Jay Weidner who seemed very confident that the technique of front-screen projection was used to film the moon scenes, a favorite technique of Kubrick.

I've also heard that 2001: A Space Odyssey was government funded and that the original credits included "thank yous" to NASA and maybe other government agencies. It had a massive budget, enormously big for the time. Makes sense that it was some kind of "practice run" for some of the methods used to film Apollo.

The Shining seems to contain some clues about the moon landings, such as the Apollo 11 sweater that Danny wears, the "A11 work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" scene, and others.

The most plausible thing I can imagine is that he at least helped them film the first production or sort of oversaw it to make sure it was done "correctly." At that point he probably wanted out, but was obviously forced to stay quiet about it and probably threatened. His looks do seem to deteriorate as if he's under a lot of stress around the time of The Shining -- I've even heard it speculated that the way that Jack Nicholson's character starts out clean-shaven and bright-eyed but ends up scraggly, grizzled, and crazy-eyed is sort of an autobiographical sketch of Kubrick's own descent into stress and paranoia.

I'm not convinced, but thank you for the only in depth reply.

I can't link to them right now because I'm in a hurry at the airport, but if you want to be convinced check out any of the following YouTube videos:

What Happened on the Moon

A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To The Moon

Apollo Zero

Conspiracy Theory: Did We Land On The Moon

and this is not a "movie" or "video" but also search for The Great Moon Landing Hoax With Dennis Cimino. This is also in podcast form so you can listen to it on your next drive.

My question is though, why fake it? Is it that the Christian zealots are right and we live under a Firmament and we're all subject to magic-logic? Is it that our technology isn't there yet but we still could go at some point in the future? My one biggest obstacle buying that the moon landings were faked is there's never a good reason given why to fake them.

The reasons for faking it are fairly simple: JFK made the declaration in 1961 that we would put a man on the moon before the end of the decade. This was only 3 years after NASA had been formed. I've always assumed he was being honest and was simply not aware of the technical challenges of going to the moon at the time. By the middle of the decade we were embroiled in a space race with the USSR and they were throughly kicking our ass, sending the first satellite, the first animal, and the first man into space and manufacturing superior rockets.

JFK was out of the picture at this point obviously, and faking the moon landing was a way of fulfilling his goal and pacifying the American public, assuring them we were still on the right track. It was our way of winning the space race, by cheating since we couldn't win it fairly. Another huge reason was to distract from the increasingly ugly Vietnam War. You'll notice that every time some new setback or embarrassing hangup happened in Vietnam, there were the Apollo astronauts ready to blast off and return to the moon again.

It was also extremely profitable for the hoaxers as they made money off everything from television ratings to freeze-dried space food.

If you want to get serious about this and have that question answered probably better than I can, you should read Wagging The Moondoggie by Dave McGowan. I would link to it but I'm on mobile about to board a plane. It's free online in PDF form and you can easily find it with a Google search. It's funny, too. He has a good sense of humor but really leaves no doubt that it was a hoax.

Does anyone remember that photo of the "Mars Lander" it climbs all over rocks but does not have one scratch or dirt on it.

I was watching a video the other day about Curiosity and how you can see swarms of bugs in the background sometime. With NASA you have to assume whatever they're doing is a bullshit hoax until proven otherwise.

haha. they don't even try hard anymore.

9/11 and Hitler/Holocaust

Gonna go with these two as well.

I say the vatican controlled hitler.

The Black Pope calls the shots.

Elon Musk

Care to elaborate?

I believe we have free energy, or something much more efficient than what we use today. I believe we use this to dig DUMBs and further our deep space program. Tesla is a for profit puppet, promising us half centruy old tech while charging us 100k for that 'free' energy. Everything he says he is going to do has been done by our government. And yet our government funds him and openly promotes his endeavors. Musk is here to ensure profit on this tech, a slow calculate disclosure.

How did you come to that conclusion?

Julian Assange proof of life. Seth Rich murdered. Antonin Scalia murdered. Stephen Hawking. Hillary Clinton 9/11/16 fainting / body double.

That the u.s. government practices propaganda techniques on its own citizens to control them.

You would think this one would be obvious. Everything we consume is capitalist propaganda.

but we know that is true.

Most will deny it. Or say that they used to back in WWII or something. But not now of course.

NDAA 2014 made it legal to propagandize domestic audiences, but many would say the Board of Governors had the right for many many decades.

That just made it legal for the government to lie to its own citizens. But there are far more ways to propagandize people than that.

The central banking pyramid scheme.

Sandy Hook is the dumbest thing the government has ever tried to pass off as being real. At least in other events, they tried to provide proof.

I've heard this one before, but when prodded for elaboration the guy just kept repeating

I don't need to explain why Sandy Hook is a conspiracy because you already know exactly what I mean

So what exactly do you mean?

Sandy Hook was fake, top to bottom. There were no kids, no one died, Adam Lanza wasn't a real person, and they demolished the school so no one would ever go look for proof. The entirety of Sandy Hook almost seems like a social experiment to find out how retarded the general public is and whether or not they'll look for evidence that something happened before believing that it did.

Sources?

33 Unanswered Questions about Sandy Hook

  1. How was a skinny 19-year-old boy with no military training capable of killing 26 people clean while injuring none? (Trained military veterans have claimed it was highly unlikely or even impossible for someone with the weight of Adam Lanza to execute that many people in so short a time.)

  2. Why was there no evidence of blood? A total of 26 fatalities (children and adult) would produce at least at a conservative estimate 20 gallons (75 liters) of blood. Thus would require a concerted blood cleanup (blood is considered a biohazard in this type of situation), yet when Sofia Smallstorm asked who did the cleanup, all the departments were ignorant of it and even claimed that no one did the cleanup.

  3. Where are the alleged 600+ children of Sandy Hook Elementary School? Why is there absolutely no photo or video evidence of any dead bodies?

This is just barely scratching the surface. Highly recommend reading through it all.

From the get-go, the narrative is flawed; kids with autism/ on the spectrum do not like loud noises, so he would not be an experienced shooter.

Sandy Hook was filmed December 13th (rehearsal) and 14th.

Oh but don't you know, Adam Lanza loved violent video games!

Adam Lanza never existed. The lanza's only had one son, and his name is Ryan.

Adam is a composite.

Yep, agreed. You ever see that video where someone posits the theory Adam Lanza's face is a photoshop fuckjob of H.P. Lovecraft? Not sure I believe it but it is hilarious

nah, don't know who lovecraft is.

no one has a neck that makes a straight line.

there are some nutty videos out there to muddy the waters for sure.

agreed, fake as fuck.

This world is part of a "Computer Simulation".

Is this a conspiracy? And why do you believe that?

It is the biggest conspiracy of all time. Physical Matter is not solid. It is Holographic. Nothing exists unless it is observed.

So who is keeping this a secret, why, and how does it affect us?

The Global Elite know at the top levels. How does it affect us? Are you serious? It means this universe is fake. You are inside of a Computer Simulation.

Okay, let's say I'm inside a computer simulation. Everything I have ever known or ever will know is also inside the simulation. The "Global Elite" are also inside the computer simulation. That still doesn't affect anything. Sure, it would be weird if true, and I'd be curious why the "Global Elite" are hiding that from us, but it doesn't change anything.

If it really is then they sure did a good job in making women appealing.

Obviously a successful simulation would need to have excellent resolution. Having "8 bit" women might make some of the sheeple actually question their reality.

It worked when I was 10 downloading gifs before they moved from bbs's haha.

Medical and scientific fraud. There is an idea held by the majority of the western population that medical and science "experts" which have the best intentions for humankind are the guiding force behind our medical policies, rather than corporatism and greed.

The realm of science and medicine is just as rife with corruption, fraud, and conspiracy, but I have found that many of those completely in the know about "mainstream conspiracies" still refuse to acknowledge the blatant undermining of our scientific institutions by rogue interests executing their own agenda.

Have you heard of water memory? If that is real it would be a major development, but one of the main researchers died somewhat suddenly while researching it.

IMF.

Big U.S. banks make investment loans to developing countries, loans go bad, IMF loans taxpayer money to cover the loans to the banks. Classic example of "privatize the profits, socialize the losses".

Yeah... you can't cause everyone is so damned addicted that they suffer from withdrawals after just a day or so... duh! Oldest most widespread problem afflicting all of humanity and totally ignored by the media!

I've heard this one before, but when prodded for elaboration the guy just kept repeating

I don't need to explain why Sandy Hook is a conspiracy because you already know exactly what I mean

So what exactly do you mean?

agreed, fake as fuck.

Have you heard of water memory? If that is real it would be a major development, but one of the main researchers died somewhat suddenly while researching it.

Yep, agreed. You ever see that video where someone posits the theory Adam Lanza's face is a photoshop fuckjob of H.P. Lovecraft? Not sure I believe it but it is hilarious