Conspiracy Buffs: What Craziness Will Happen During The Eclipse?

4  2017-08-16 by shortadamlewis

Will there be a crazy suicide cult?

Will there be a mass attack?

Will there be record bad traffic?

What say you?

25 comments

1  patience-yago 2017-08-16

There will be a Eclipse. It will produce some cool photos.

1  trumps_amygdala 2017-08-16

likely story

1  LightBringerFlex 2017-08-16

The world is planning a mass meditation event so I would say there will be more peace following the eclipse.

1  Lord__Buckethead 2017-08-16

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nightfall_(Asimov_novelette_and_novel)

1  shortadamlewis 2017-08-16

Great book... Now all we need to do is find the ancient advanced civilizations that fall in time with the eclipse.

1  WTCMolybdenum4753 2017-08-16

Highway deaths from people pulling over seems a sure bet. A shit load of foreigners coming might further complicate traffic.

1  Maxwyfe 2017-08-16

Many eye injuries. Many, many eye injuries.

"I didn't know I couldn't stare at the sun..."

1  Thinkingfellersunion 2017-08-16

The state has lowered the speed limit from 55 to 25 on major highways where I live due to the eclipse fervor.

1  cerebral_scrubber 2017-08-16

The change in gravitational pull from the sun will cause the Yellowstone Caldera to erupt.

/s

1  binauralbeatz 2017-08-16

That's actually an interesting theory. And there has (supposedly) been a lot of seismic activity in Yellowstone recently.

I personally don't think anything special will happen during the time of the eclipse though. Perhaps a minor false flag or something.

1  cerebral_scrubber 2017-08-16

The gravitational forces on earth changes - we don't orbit in a circle - and the forces during this eclipse will be within the range of what's 'normal' so I wouldn't expect anything to happen, but the path makes this an interesting thought (I won't call it a theory :P)

1  madmarvcr 2017-08-16

via a nuke induced earthquake

1  NagevegaN 2017-08-16

People will receive another reminder that the Moon was likely created and positioned by someone (perhaps another race of beings long ago) to manipulate (through blocking and/or reflecting) the amount of sunlight that reaches the Earth.

1  blynx748 2017-08-16

Just a wild theory but if nibiru or planet x is real, possibly will make the nemesis system visible and people freak out

1  WitchyWarrior 2017-08-16

I hope this happens more so than anything else. (Not the people freaking out part) I don't know if planet x or nibiru is real, but that would be such an awesome sight.

1  Butt_mugger5000 2017-08-16

This is what i was thinking. I mean why does Google Sky and NASA block the area out?

1  birdman5000 2017-08-16

personally, it will involve smoking weed, eating the delicious foods my food genius gf makes, and some unnecessary shirtlessness.

1  johntole 2017-08-16

This.

1  Deaconblues18 2017-08-16

Wait: you are Matthew McConaughey??

1  ReptilianDystopia 2017-08-16

Lots of child sacrifice. And lots of meditations from us to counter that.

Guys its a spiritual battle. Meditate and visualize peace on this planet on the day of the eclipse and if you have time, during the days leading up to it too. We need everyone on deck.

1  YeshuaIsMessiah 2017-08-16

The same kind of craziness as before and after the eclipse. During the eclipse, the craziness may increase, but who knows by how much looking at the craziness currently around the world.

1  johntole 2017-08-16

Aliens spraypaint Fuck These Crackers on Mount Rushmore and continue to monitor.

1  madmarvcr 2017-08-16

Nuke induced earthquake

1  AhTahh 2017-08-16

You will get some nice lucid dream

1  eiggaMAD 2017-08-16

What is the connection? I've been looking into lucid dreaming for a while and it randomly happened the the night of the eclipse.

1  johntole 2017-08-16

This.

1  Deaconblues18 2017-08-16

Wait: you are Matthew McConaughey??