Yosemite is set to blow. Discuss

0  2017-08-18 by Jobby75B

28 comments

Source?

I just decided

Yosemite or Yellowstone?

Dyin over here.

Jellystone.

I've been waiting for that motherfucker to erupt for sometime now.

Apparently its about 15,000 years due for a supervolcano eruption. Its scary it could blow literally anytime.

HONK

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Nice!

I told those damn bears not to fuck with my pickanick basket..

Yosemite or Yellowstone?

What are you, an anti-YoSemite?

/s

Edgy Dad Joke Level UP

Youre right. Yellowstone.

I honestly appreciate the honesty of your reply. If you are worried about Yellowstone, I wouldn't, if it blew we're all fucked, so enjoy the time you have.

Aye. Its bad news if it goes off. Hope it never does. Stand down Nature!

Aye. Its bad news if it goes off.

Yeah, you didn't know that prior to making this post?

I had no idea there was a volcano in Yosemite. Discuss? How about explain.

Mammoth Lakes is right by yosemite.

Must I ?

Its the whole of Yellowstone. Super Caldera

Yosemite is in California. Yellowstone is in Wyoming. They're too far away to be connected, so I still do not understand.

Doesnt matter. If Yellowstone goes we re all dead

I probably would have figured that out if I had read other comments on here, but you know, I had shit to do.

But now that I'm on the same page, if it blows my only option is to pull up a lawn chair and crack a beer because I am way to close to do a damn thing about it. I'd be dead in the first hour.

Lucky you. Id get the slow starvation cannabalism and total breakdown of civilised society here in Europe. Lingering shitty death. Maybe I should get that Samurai sword sooner rather than later....

You'd only have to figure out how to stay alive for a year or two. Come up with about $3000 and you could buy enough storable food to last you that long. Learn some survival skills, get a gun, etc., and you'd be alright.

Not sure. Think all food / ecosystem would be dead in less than 5 years. I made that up but it sounds right. Its the end one way or another

It's time to get tested.

Legend has it that USGS is to keep it quiet

I just decided