r/conspiracy: The conspiracy of shitty toilet design

The conspiracy of shitty toilet design

35 2017-10-05 by birdman5000

What's up with clogged toilets? This shouldn't happen. I talked with a kiwi guy from work a few years ago and he told me that their toilets never ever clog. Ever. They're designed differently. We use an absurd design. Why?

What's up with toilet paper? If you don't have a bidet I suggest you buy one. They're cheap and easy to install on your existing toilet. Why are we encouraging the use of inefficient toilet paper? Bidets work better. They do their function better. They're easier if you have mobility issues. They're better on the sewer system. There's much less waste. Why toilet paper? It's absurd.

What's up with plungers? Why so many different yet seemingly sucky designs? If you can't build a plunger right, then maybe there's an underlying toilet design issue at play. Makes no sense.

Why is Japan allowed to live in a better toilet reality? Are we not first world? Do we not trade? Is there some kinda embargo on Japanese toilet technology that nobody can talk about? What's going on there?

Haters may think this is a shit post. They're right. But not for the reasons they might think.

19 comments

1 trjb 2017-10-05

This goes deeper than you'd imagine. You've hit the nerve we're not supposed to talk about.

Toilet paper is an absolute scam, you trade paper money for paper to wipe your ass - possibly the worst trade deal of all time. Big (((plunger))) designs ineffective plungers to keep the sheeple buying new ones. Whats the first thing you need to buy when you move? A new plunger, that's what. It's all right there folks.

The proof is in the pudding. Who's the greatest athlete currently? Tom Muthafuckin Brady. How does he do it? Not eat strawberries, avacado icecream? Give me a break. His secret is his toilet.

1 Awesomo3082 2017-10-05

We just witnessed the reinvention of the shitpost. The genre will never be the same. You're a true visionary.

Back on track... Maybe it has more to do with the bulk volume of government and msm bullshit our systems have to process. I don't know if the toilet technology level makes a difference, when you drop a turd as big as 9/11.

1 McAwesome03 2017-10-05

This is why I still love Reddit

1 MR_CHNYD 2017-10-05

you and all the other dumbasses

1 McAwesome03 2017-10-05

And why are you here again?

1 Pizzagateowner 2017-10-05

Japanese toilets are awesome, but i still use toilet paper after because it doesnt "get it all out".

1 JesusVsReddit 2017-10-05

I have no need for a bidet, I take a shower after every dump I take. As far as toilet design, it's definitely inefficient and I think part of the problem is the low water flush toilets. Try taking a huge dump and not having a sufficient amount of water to get it down. Anyways I think Japanese bathrooms are great, especially since they put the shower and toilet in their own separate rooms, so you don't have to worry about possibly stepping on yucky wetness near the toilet.

1 bostonbean 2017-10-05

Cuz they swirl the other direction?

1 Herculius 2017-10-05

This post is a perfect example of "forum sliding".

Look it up.

1 Awesomo3082 2017-10-05

Japanese' slide. New Zealanders' slide. Ours don't.

Look it up.

1 SheepShaggah 2017-10-05

tinfoil toilet seats are trending

1 MrPerfect0011 2017-10-05

This shit stinks of conspiracy.