Alien neighbour , three doors down

0  2017-10-05 by IfMyAuntieHadBalls

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Gotta try to video tape inside the house. Next time you see the flashing crawl up to the window and hold your phone in to capture some video (peeking in is too risky).

No animals no . I’ve tried creeping near his window after I saw the lights . He had very loud. Music on ( normal music ) . When he finally left the house two weeks ago he drove off fast , very fast . I then went over to his place and quickly opened his letter box flap, I couldn’t see anything but there was a kitchen light on . I couldn’t get a picture as it was mainly carpet I saw and some coats ( or gowns ) I just worry as these lights were like some sort of fireworks but not if that makes sense . He’s a strange creature would it be possible that someone come come to earth pretend to be human and then connecting with the mothership ? It’s gotta be

Good start I think you should (I know this will sound gross) pick through his garbage to see what he's got to hide in there. You say he does ordering for most of his needs, gotta be boxes with packing slips right?

If he's buying weird shit....maybe...

Tbh I already have . Only twice though that was after he sped past me very fast and flashed his car lights at me three times . No need for it at all. But that was after I posted the note so I kinda let it go , however I checked the bins as if he’s putting meat out in the street his knows what else he may have stored . I found nothing incriminating in the bin

Your digging through his trash because you think hes the weird one.

Why would he want to talk to someone who does that?

Because he’s been very strange to me i wanted to see if I could find out more about him to reach out and try and help

Have you ever just knocked on his door while he is home and try to have a conversation with him? I mean you can have a buddy with you or something.

When he first moved in he was normal . I might see if a neutral friend might come x

I thought about buying a drone and flying it near his upstairs window . I can see it from my back alley . And seeing if I can attach a camera but don’t know if the police would arrest me for spying . Any footage I got would no doubt be destroyed as I reckon they must know if they got some alien in their vicinity

Are animals missing a sign of alien then ?

Maybe the guy just has a general anxiety disorder or agoraphobia?

I thought that at first . But then he does go to work sometimes so it can’t be that severe . Also how does that account for the lights . Is there some sort of lights people can purchase that are like bright beams ?

How are you so sure that he is going to work? And yes there are lights like that they are called 'Happy Lights' or light therapy boxes. People who have Season Affective Disorder or SAD use these lights as a form of therapy for their seasonal depression.

http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/seasonal-affective-disorder/in-depth/seasonal-affective-disorder-treatment/art-20048298

Thanks for reply I’ve heard of sad lights as I’ve suffered myself with bouts of depression . These were like strobe lighting , almost flares but indoors ? Do these lights come with smoke three times I’ve seen the lights with the smoke it’s not fag smoke

Hmmm, I do not think they SAD lights have a strobe effect or smoke. That is certainly bizarre. Maybe he likes having a party of one and has a smoke machine and strobe likes for a more natural party vibe?

I’m gonna look more into this thank you . What about the speeding out of a cul de sac ? That’s not something someone from our planet would do , or flashing me , then the noises in the garden , leaving meat out , skipping past dogs , staring at me through my window , he hissed at my husband this is not signs of depression though ? It’s just frustrating. I want to live in harmony

I don't know about all that other stuff. Have you ever tried just asking him what his deal is?

I sent him a message on Facebook saying something to the affect of ‘ hi it’s me number .... I just wanted to try and build some bridges with you , after you clearly spied on me and then drew your curtains and the dog waste incident I would really like to talk things over clear the air ‘ he replied something to the effect of ‘ I know nothing about any dog waste , I heard from a reliable source you was in my bins and have been poking through my letter box ‘ then he blocked me !!!! How can we build a relationship if he does that ? . Also who is his source ? No one talks to him apart from his equally strange gentleman friend . That’s what’s baffling me

You’re right I’m not sure he goes to work I just know when I come home he pulls up as well then sits in his car until I go in . This is only Monday and Wednesday though . I suppose I assumed he worked as we live in a nice area .

Maybe he is suspicious of your activities as well. Be sure he is not watching your patterns and behavior or he might think your creeping on him.

My husband said that to me , after I posted the note I also put a post it note on his car saying ‘ I want us to understand each other and my door number ‘ I watched the alien take it off his windscreen , look at it and then turn round and saw me looking at him through my kitchen window . He then did a skip thing threw my note on the road and sped off again . My husband says I need to let it go as we had dog excrement thrown st our kitchen window the same evening

Could be aspergers. That would explain the lack of social interactions and the flashing lights most probably used for visual stimming.

I didn’t think of that thank you . It could certainly explain some . Last Sunday he started leaving chunks of meat outside near his car in a line , only four pieces . I called the council on him and the next day they were gone . I mean that’s strange surely ?

That is very strange. Could he have been feeding stray cats?

I don’t think so I mean he’s never done that before and he tends to skip past any animal fast if he sees a cat . I didn’t want Anyone yo get poison or rats coming to our area so I reported it which I feel bad about

You know you are being a stalker, right? You might have an alien for a neighbor, but he has a possibly delusional busybody who is trying to surreptitiously invade his privacy. I hope you aren't a murderer.

Lol deffo not a murderer . I understand it looks like that when u read it but this is nothing there’s been a whole list of things that have occurred that lead me to suspect something is off . A month back he had some kind of experience in the garden . Lots of shouting and weird noises , Then his only friend I’ve ever seen ( another man ) went inside and the noises stopped but the lights started again and so did some smoke coming out of the windows . I’ve started to keep a diary of events , I want evidence . I sat there for two hours that night watching the smoke and the lights , all the time thinking I should knock and speak to him

I’ve put a polite note through his letter box so don’t think I’m a stalker ? I told him it was from me three doors down and I was concerned about the meat trail , the noises , the way he speeds like the sound of light when we live in a small cup de sac . I explained that myself and others were concerned for his welfare , and if he wanted to chat I am here

I’m addition you say I invade his privacy ?? Think three weeks ago I was perched at my window in the dark as I heard the noises and thought I would glance out and see if all was ok I’m case I needed to report anything, as I was sort of checking up on him , he cane to his window with the light on , point blank stared at me for about a minute then drew his curtains . So he is looking at me as much I at him !

You are peaking through his mail slot and talked of flying a drone to peek in his window.

Only talked I haven’t got the drone . I’m peeling because I’m concerned he’s a legit alien

So what if he's alien? It doesn't give you any right to snoop around in his business.

So what ? It gives me everytighy if he’s communicating with the mothership !!

The Allen is back

Call ICE

I’m case of emergency

You need to get some dog shit for this to really work. Take the dog shit and put it in a paper bag. You then ring the doorbell and light the bag on fire. Don't forget to run!

Lol I wish !!! No I couldn’t and then I’d lower myself to him . If I did that he will start hissing at my husband again . I’m trying not to cause s confrontation too much . He screamed at my hubby saying he’s been overtaken then hissed again till I cane outside I saw it all from the kitchen window, I tried to throw a slipper at him ( I should not have done that I’m not proud ). Then my husband shouted at me to get inside . Whilst I threw the slipper ( which didn’t hit the alien hybrid ) conscientiouly anyway , the alien neighbour just laughed . I mean who laughs when they have someone throwing something

I mean, there's something funny about throwing a shoe. This is an odd situation

I know tell me about it . It’s nearly 2am and I have been waiting most of the night ( to my Shame ) to hear the hybrids car coming speeding through the cul de sac , as he left tonight at approx 845pm I can’t rest until I know he’s returned as I don’t know if it’s gonba be another night of loud howls etc and I have Work in a few hours. My husband is fed up with me and I don’t blame him

i Must try and sleep I will keep I posted and thanks reddit for making me feel like a person after my husband says I’m a obsessive old goat . I know it’s becimjnh out of hand that’s why I wanted info on aliens etc as proof to him it’s not me it’s the alien , thanks all for now goodnight xx

Drugs?

I don’t think he could afford drugs , he has home delivery from Sainsbury’s

My hubby says if I get a drone I’m taking it to far I was gonna dress up in disguise as a charity worker and get inside his houses see what I can see but I know I can’t and must not

Ok this just cant be real.

Post pics of your outfit pls.

I haven’t got the outfit I said I was gonna dress up but my husband will definitely leave me if I do that he said to me to leave neighbour to it but I want to prove he’s an alien . I know this all sounds irrational when u read it if we were here having a conversation face to Face I think You would understand it more from my view

Please listen to your husband.

Im assuming he loves you and is likely concerned.

Thanks I am trying today I have been to work and only sat at my window seeing what he is doing twice which is a vast improvement

Good. Like i dont know you but it seems to me this situation brings you only stress and pain and i dont like seeing anyone suffer.

I honestly hope things work out. God bless.

Thanks so much same to u thanks for taking time to answer

I think you are an alien. You are projecting.

Lol !

He could just have hue lights set up in His house

I didn’t think of that

Yeah I have a friend with those all over Hus living room I just imagine the neighbors looking in at the different colors and flashing lights like wtf is going on in there. Most likely a partier

Wow I hope he’s not a alien drug dealer

Now that I think about it he damn near might be

The guy is an introvert. Leave him alone. Also, get me a photo - I need to see what an alien looks like.

Thanks for everyone who posted . I will try get a photo of him outside this weekend that’s if he leaves the mothership for long enough

I posted a picture of him on Facebook

Lol !

Good. Like i dont know you but it seems to me this situation brings you only stress and pain and i dont like seeing anyone suffer.

I honestly hope things work out. God bless.

Thanks so much same to u thanks for taking time to answer