California is not on fire.

0  2017-10-13 by formicatablet

That's just media fear mongering. California is fuckin huge, these fires only affect 1% of the state, most of which is uninhabited wilderness. Don't buy into the fear mongering.

48 comments

1  CMDaddyPig 2017-10-13

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1  formicatablet 2017-10-13

It is fine, and there is no fire.

1  jiggetty 2017-10-13

You're there I take it and saw first hand?

1  formicatablet 2017-10-13

I live in California. Looking out my window right now, fresh air and clear night sky.

1  CMDaddyPig 2017-10-13

Have you tried facing the other way? Towards the giant fires?

1  formicatablet 2017-10-13

360° no smoke, no fires.

1  UncriticalEye 2017-10-13

Oh my god. You're serious, aren't you?

1  HollandUnoCinco 2017-10-13

Guess you can see the entire state from your house? Pretty crazy. Question, what does California conspirators possibly have to gain from.. faking fires? And ... have firefighters fight... fake fires? What are you even getting at?

1  formicatablet 2017-10-13

The fires aren't fake. Their just completely exaggerated by the media and the .01% of California's population affected by these fires who act like the world is ending.

1  IThinkIThinkTooMuch 2017-10-13

My friend's house and workshop burned down. He and his wife and their daughter had to run out at 230 in the morning, leave everything behind. It's real.

1  formicatablet 2017-10-13

Did I say they weren't real? And your friend is in the 0.01% of people affected by the fires.

But 99.99% of California is not affected.

1  IThinkIThinkTooMuch 2017-10-13

No, I suppose you didn't. I guess I'm not sure what your point is, then. California is really big. 99.99% of America wasn't affected by hurricanes this year, either.

1  Metapoetic 2017-10-13

I’m in the Bay Area and there’s been a shit-ton of smoke for the last 3 days. Only cleared up a bit today.

1  profJesusfish 2017-10-13

I live in the US and I can’t even see California from my house so I’m pretty sure the whole state is made up

1  allofusahab 2017-10-13

I take it you can see the entirety of Cali from your window. Must be nice!

1  KingNoah0405 2017-10-13

Maybe that just means there's no fire near you.? Fires can exist in other parts of California you won't be able to see them because you can't see the whole state out of your window...

1  formicatablet 2017-10-13

You mean like the 1% of uninhabited wilderness that 99% of that is uninhabited.

1  KingNoah0405 2017-10-13

Yeah. Most of the world isn't on fire, a small percent of the world IS on fire and is fucking people up. If you're not getting fucked up by fire then congrats you're in the 99%

1  seafoxgirl 2017-10-13

You just live in the eastern part of CA. Los Angeles suffered poorer air quality due to Burbank fires a few weeks ago. I live in the Bay and people are evacuating and we're struggling to keep places open that require closed ventilation. Stfu.

1  node_node_node 2017-10-13

You can't be this stupid can you?

1  Baghali-Polo 2017-10-13

You have to get out of your trailer park first.

1  ThrowAwaylnAction 2017-10-13

Dude, give it a break. I was out at a coffee shop and experienced first hand the raining ash described in this article: http://www.berkeleyside.com/2017/10/11/red-flag-warning-issued-berkeley-air-quality-showing-unhealthy/ I thought at first somebody must have been smoking right on top of my backpack, until it happened several times and I remembered smoking is disallowed there.

1  formicatablet 2017-10-13

"It happened to me so its happening to everybody."

1  ThrowAwaylnAction 2017-10-13

No, it happened to me, therefore it's happening to some people, therefore your statement that there are no fires is incorrect.

1  grivent 2017-10-13

So, 31 deaths?

1  godplaysdice_ 2017-10-13

Crisis actors obviously!

1  fooolishfool 2017-10-13

Wait, I just realized a pattern. All of them are elderly?

1  philoscult 2017-10-13

So the Illuminated ones are using old people to pull on our heart strings so they can ban fire. Without fire , we all die.

1  fooolishfool 2017-10-13

The pattern is maybe just a coincidence lol I'm not saying omg conspiracy theory check this out !!/!/!/!

1  CaliforniaBestForYa 2017-10-13

Old people can't handle the air being 50% ash as well as young people.

Or Obama's Death Panel of spirit cookers is finally killing grandpa like we were promised.

Either or.

1  NOcomedy 2017-10-13

I would go even further and say that you are generous with that one percent.

1  NameOfAction 2017-10-13

Yeah, but almost 1% of something the size of California is still a fucking massive fire

1  bogpiII 2017-10-13

uninhabited wilderness is worse. I would rather see yuppie developments and offices burn

1  chipper1001 2017-10-13

I think you're confused about what is being claimed. No one thinks the entire state is on fire.

1  BrotherPancake 2017-10-13

No one thinks the entire state is on fire.

Dude, there are people who think Obama is a gay Muslim lizard. I bet at least one person thinks all of California is on fire.

1  natetom 2017-10-13

Wait, Obama ISN'T a gay Muslim lizard?!

1  FORGOT123456 2017-10-13

it was the key to my theory as well. sigh back to the drawing board.

1  HellsquidsIntl 2017-10-13

Well, he's not gay. My spirit guide confirmed that.

1  Merpets 2017-10-13

There’s no world hunger. I just had a sandwich.

1  dis_is_amazin 2017-10-13

Lol!

1  cianuro 2017-10-13

That's what Big Dough wants you to believe. Wake up. Narrative. The brainwashed think everyone else are the brainwashed ones!

1  BrotherPancake 2017-10-13

Forest and prairie fires are part of an ecosystem's natural life cycle. In fact, there are plants & trees that depend on fire for reproduction. The seeds don't sprout until cracked by fire. I think a lot of people don't realize that.

Don't get me wrong--I feel for the people affected by these fires. I'm sure it sucks. I just wish the news would be a little more clear about reality. Fire isn't inherently bad. It's as necessary as the rain.

1  grivent 2017-10-13

Has anyone considered that maybe California isnt even real

1  allofusahab 2017-10-13

how can california be real if our eyes aren't real?

1  ANON331717 2017-10-13

We could only dream that

1  Osamabinbush 2017-10-13

California is just a ploy by the Democrats to get free electoral college votes.

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1  TwoPointsOfInterest 2017-10-13

Well done OP you made it!!

1  I_Am_Teach 2017-10-13

You gotta admit, this one was a bug fucking meatball right over the plate.

1  dis_is_amazin 2017-10-13

Got any evidence?

1  e1349b 2017-10-13

This has to be a troll

1  lvl100Warlock 2017-10-13

How can the fire be real if California isn't real? Woah.

1  -Avatar_Korra- 2017-10-13

I live in the east bay, 50 something miles away from the fires, it reeks of smoke and the sky is hazy, I’m currently wearing a mask because I’m out at work. It’s still on fire

1  godplaysdice_ 2017-10-13

Crisis actors obviously!

1  formicatablet 2017-10-13

360° no smoke, no fires.

1  fooolishfool 2017-10-13

Wait, I just realized a pattern. All of them are elderly?

1  philoscult 2017-10-13

So the Illuminated ones are using old people to pull on our heart strings so they can ban fire. Without fire , we all die.

1  formicatablet 2017-10-13

Did I say they weren't real? And your friend is in the 0.01% of people affected by the fires.

But 99.99% of California is not affected.

1  CaliforniaBestForYa 2017-10-13

Old people can't handle the air being 50% ash as well as young people.

Or Obama's Death Panel of spirit cookers is finally killing grandpa like we were promised.

Either or.

1  ThrowAwaylnAction 2017-10-13

No, it happened to me, therefore it's happening to some people, therefore your statement that there are no fires is incorrect.