The Earth is a Nintendo Gamecube.

0  2018-01-22 by OperatorMira

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45 comments

I want some of that shit you and your companions are on...jeeez.

I'm fucked up on life

Oh, you kids ;)

No.

The one thing he got right was an affinity for gamecube. A game system that brings people together instead of forcing them into their own homes on their own systems to interact over a microphone.

Wrong, I got everything I said right

Then please pardon my apparent undying ignorance.

I do. πŸ™

How is this still up???

I must also credit Theonlylombax and Wrinkley Soup

It took 3 people to come up with this, huh?

Yes? Why wouldn't something this important require 3 people? You don't see just one person hiding the fact that the earth is a gamecube from the citizens of the world, do you?

Do you know what else has layers? Parfait. Everybody loves a parfait!

Now I want parfait, on top of a nice waffle

What I said is true! Everybody loves a parfait! πŸ™‚

Shitpost is shitty.

True

I loved it. * High five *

Hell yeah. * High five *

Beautiful

Yes πŸ™

WOKE

Hell yeah brother. Spread the word

It's not a Gamecube, it's a Okama Game-Sphere.

Okaaaaaaaaammmmmaaaa Gaaaaaameeeeaaaspherrrree

Canada is Kirby

I love you.

Love you too ❀

Finally. A β€˜flat-earth’ debate post that adds it all up. It’s about time you let us all in on this. Well. Done. πŸ‘πŸΎ

πŸ‘Œ

Now this is the content I came to see! Upvote for you sit

You joke, but this is more probable than the current mode of the heliocentric universe.

I'd say we're more like a mobile communication system, personally. Kinda like a shit hot tricked out iPhone, with unlimited storage and access to "The cloud" of the collective consciousness.

Or a gamecube

Can i have some of what you're on?

I wonder if timecube.com still works.

Sounds like it's his old theroy.

I've never heard of him, but that just reinforces this theory if two different, unrelated people managed to think of it

2/10 troll attempt

More of a 2/10 shit post attempt. A troll post would imply that I was trying to trick you or inconvenience you in some way. This is a shit post, as in I'm just putting pure garbage into words. If you're going to insult a post on the internet, at least use the correct lingo when doing so. Thank you.

Not even a good one

Agreed, but next time use a more intelligent insult.

Removed. Rule 5

Huhhhhhh. This isn't a troll tho. I would like an appeal

  • dabs *

Removed. Rule 5

Sir, I would like to kindly state that this was not a troll. As I commented earlier, a troll is something that would bring an inconvenience to anyone reading it. This was simply a shitpost. They are different. Maybe create a new rule against shit posting? Or make more clear that you include said shitposting under the category of trolling, which is completely wrong, but whatever. A shitpost is simply comedic and dumb and doesn't bring anyone harm as a troll would.

I loved it. * High five *