Sprite targets everyone.

Exactly. His post states that they want people to buy more but the tittle also says they want to kill people. Dead people don’t buy Sprite.

Dead people don't buy Sprite. I think we just got to the heart of a very important idea. Dead people don't make a very good workforce either. but Sprite does keep a workforce sugared up and Lean keeps an oppressed class of strong young men relaxed and distracted occupied and docile.... Just Capitalism...

That’s exactly it. They don’t want us dead, they want us distracted, productive and obedient. Under control.

Probably true

I wanna know why so much stuff marketed towards black people uses the same color of green.

Examples?

Isn't Syzzurp a similar thing?

Wrong. Most people don't do lean, it's mainly those rapper wannabes and ignorant hood people. I'm black and most people I know don't do lean.

you're also on Reddit but point taken.

I think that if you think "tryna" is an actual word, nothing of value would be lost.

Mmm. Tasty pedantic cake.

how about "finna"?

you might not even bout finna

Thanks bae. Iza'bout to axe if anyone else had some other slang dat pisses off whitey.

Sprite’s advertising and promotion is targeted toward lower-income black teenage consumers because that’s the demo that buys the most of it.

https://infoscout.co/brand/sprite

No conspiracy here.

I mean, grape menthol SAT pencils is the real conspiracy.

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/638sih/drawn-together-the-board-of-education

Could be, but I dunno that they want to kill black people so much as enslave them via modern means, i.e. factory prisons. Seems more profitable, unless you can maybe tie in some targeted organ-harvesting.

And don't worry -- white people are slaves too, just a bit more comfortable in general. They're used more for cancer-farming and such.

I'm just curious what is "cancer-farming"? I can't find any mention of the term well, anywhere.

Intentionally inducing cancer into the population, for profit and downsizing.

Profiting from treatment of cancer patients or?

Yes. They make somewhere between $50k - $500k or more on each case. I don't know whether the organs can be salvaged.

Plus it consumes the lives and attention of those around them, so it acts as a general population suppressant.

Not that I'm doubting you but who specifically is profiting?

Medical industry -- I can't give you a breakdown of who makes what. I'm not privy to their accounting.

In order for your conspiracy to make sense though there must be figures in the medical industry who are both >profiting from cancer >in positions to influence other industries into causing cancer of US citizens. tbh I don't know if the "America is a cancer-farm" theory makes much sense.

You mean like this?

Venn Diagram showing the overlap between Pharmaceutical Companies and Government Health Regulatory Agencies

Oh yeah. This is going public.

Oh shit, that is actually pretty convincing. Maybe I should take things more seriously in this subreddit. Thanks for answering all my questions, wish I could give you gold.

Lean is a "white boi" rapper drink.

Why do they only market Mountain Dew to white people? Trying to make our dicks smaller and weaken our semen with yellow 5.

LOL all I know is I quit drinking soda after I went to the dentist a few years ago and I have basically perfect straight white teeth, probably my second best feature, I think I was 21 and I had my first ever cavity and I had been drinking nothing but Mountain Dew trying to get through some long work shifts and he called it he told me that he called It meth dew and I almost cried haven’t drank a soda since.

Troll. Everyone knows its to puss off white people. Look up what a sprite is. Green blue and yellow are colors that mean something as well.

Very plausible theory.. but I use 7 UP with my lean 😉😉😉

that lean won't kill anybody off unless they OD. and most addicts aint trying to die becuase they won't be able to get a fix.

Are you kidding? An addict OD'ing is the best advertisement they can get. When someone OD's in the hood the addicts come running because they think that dealer has the strong shit and the dead dude just didn't know how to craft a buzz.

The GMO high fructose corn syrup is just going to kill everyone off via cancer... what's a little codeine going to hurt?

Oh man dude! It's almost like capitalist marketers target anyone who will buy their product regardless of the health impact it may cause, so crazy. They ain't tryna kill you, just hook you.

I mean, probably, but it's not a kill campaign. You won't make them any money if you're dead from drinking sizzurp.

But sprite is delicious and I am a white guy.

Yes. They make somewhere between $50k - $500k or more on each case. I don't know whether the organs can be salvaged.

Plus it consumes the lives and attention of those around them, so it acts as a general population suppressant.

Not that I'm doubting you but who specifically is profiting?