Pillowcases are a government invention designed to bait consumers into buying a product that has no real purpose
1 2018-05-31 by ogogod
Ok so hear me out. Pillowcases are one of the greatest scams in human history and have been around forever but only now is anybody catching on. Pillows are a necessity and everyone has one, however a pillow is equally as effective at providing comfort with or without a pillow case. So why do we use them? Somewhere along the line we have been convinced into thinking that we need to cover our pillows with a piece of fabric that apparently performs some sort of function. I'm not sure how this was done but whatever brainwashing technique used was clearly successful. This is my hypothesis: the government invented pillowcases in an attempt to produce more revenue without raising taxes and provide an overall boost to the economy. They effectively creatced a whole new industry, one that targets the entirety of humanity as it's consumers.
39 comments
1 BuzzLightskin 2018-05-31
Really makes you think. Stay woke
1 bm14 2018-05-31
Because it's easier to wash a pillowcase than a pillow. Try another shitpost.
1 GreenIDLady 2018-05-31
Op's bait is weak sauce
1 russianbot01 2018-05-31
OP's mom obvious does the laundry. :/
I have a few smaller fleece pillows I need to wash the entire pillow and it suuucks. Takes forever to dry.
1 garyp714 2018-05-31
lol, first world problems!!!
My issue is with dust mites. A good encasement pillow case is worth its weight in ZZZZZZs.
1 Tha_Dude_Abidez 2018-05-31
Gold.
1 garyp714 2018-05-31
Holshitpost, no kidding. I have pillow cases that keep me from breathing the ever present dust mites that kick my allergic ass.
HAIL PILLOW CASES!
1 pilgrimboy 2018-05-31
Because I drool I need a pillowcase that is easy to wash.
1 garyp714 2018-05-31
This is my favorite thread ever!
1 PhrenicAcid 2018-05-31
Have you tried washing a pillow? Now wash just the pillowcase and get back to me on the comparison.
1 AIsuicide 2018-05-31
But won't my pillowcase get all lumpy?
1 ShaneE11183386 2018-05-31
Is that you Eddie bravo?
1 seanr9ne 2018-05-31
Ok guys hear me out on this one. Evidence suggests OP’s penis it too small to be viewed by the human eye.
1 CohenDaBarbarian 2018-05-31
In other news:water wet
1 creq 2018-05-31
Rule #5
1 missdingdong 2018-05-31
They're useless unless you take a plastic kitchen wastebasket bag/liner and it on your pillow before you put a pillowcase on. It keeps the pillow clean, and you should change your pillowcase often. You have to tape the plastic bag to secure it.
1 scumbot 2018-05-31
I find it easier to just wrap the plastic kitchen wastebasket bag/liner around my head each night before bed. My pillows have never been cleaner!
1 missdingdong 2018-05-31
Go to bed-wake up dead.
1 HerMileHighness 2018-05-31
It makes me uncomfortable that you would recommend people put kitchen bags on there pillows. People die like that, especially children.
1 missdingdong 2018-05-31
Well if you don't know what I mean by securing with tape (wide cellophane packing tape like you can buy at the US post offices, you can always buy plastic pillow covers that have zippers.
1 HerMileHighness 2018-05-31
This sounds like a terrible idea. They put warnings on the bags to tell you never to do this.
1 missdingdong 2018-05-31
Maybe you shouldn't even have them in your home if you believe this so strongly.
1 HerMileHighness 2018-05-31
I have them for lining the trashcan but people shouldn't sleep on them. And they are full of bpa and weird scents! You want people to sleep on this?
1 HerMileHighness 2018-05-31
And the glue in packing tape is full of formaldehyde. What in the world? Who is this afraid of pillows?
1 Hagriss 2018-05-31
Agreed. I don’t think that sounds like a good idea. It must be so wrinkly sounding too.
1 missdingdong 2018-05-31
I agree scented kitchen bags and all scented products are toxic and they're a pet peeve of mine, but I like to keep my pillow clean so I use the unscented kitchen wastebasket liners well taped to protect them.
1 stakesishigh012 2018-05-31
you live in your parent's basement with next to no lighting... of course pillows don't matter to you ;)
this isn't rocket science dude. pillow cases stop your actual pillow from being too terribly stained.
you are either pretending you don't know this - which is weird
or you really don't know this - which is scary.
1 perfect_pickles 2018-05-31
its the quality of the paid shills that are sent to shitpost conspiracy.
1 TheMadRocker 2018-05-31
Pillow cases the devil.
1 Warden_de_Dios 2018-05-31
If you aren't using a pillowcase your pillow must look like a civil war bandage
1 SollicitusG 2018-05-31
I’ve heard it all now..
1 Warden_de_Dios 2018-05-31
Can you imagine how bad your acne would be if you used a dirty pillow every night instead of a clean pillowcase
1 perfect_pickles 2018-05-31
remember hair grease was very popular at various times.
also people didn't wash their hair daily as they do now.
1 eryg5 2018-05-31
dude
1 ChristianDYOR 2018-05-31
I think the Jehovah’s Witnesses have the answer in this video. It’s about 1 minute in...
https://youtu.be/Qirjv48C55M
1 SecretConcert 2018-05-31
Socks and lamp shades aren't useless and neither are pillow cases. You should be ashamed
1 DerkDerkinson 2018-05-31
Quit wasting everyone’s time.
1 GreenIDLady 2018-05-31
Op's bait is weak sauce
1 russianbot01 2018-05-31
OP's mom obvious does the laundry. :/
I have a few smaller fleece pillows I need to wash the entire pillow and it suuucks. Takes forever to dry.
1 garyp714 2018-05-31
Holshitpost, no kidding. I have pillow cases that keep me from breathing the ever present dust mites that kick my allergic ass.
HAIL PILLOW CASES!
1 missdingdong 2018-05-31
Maybe you shouldn't even have them in your home if you believe this so strongly.