Vegan Scientists have genetically engineered the Lone Star Tick

1  2018-07-06 by coolrulez555

For those who don't know, there is a possibility that you could become allergic to meat if you are bitten by a lone star tick. It actually makes it so you cannot digest sugars found inside of meat. Vegans have been getting sick and tired of trying to convince people to stop eating meat so they decided to go with biological warfare.

28 comments

1  DarkFireRogue 2018-07-06

Any evidence?

1  deepilly 2018-07-06

Lol

1  Purtanhurtin 2018-07-06

Sources....?

1  deepilly 2018-07-06

Lol

1  SuitableArk 2018-07-06

This is misleading. The Lone Star Tick is a condition where people uncontrollably shout stuff like, "God Bless Texas!" and "Don't Mess with Texas!" etc. Annoying, yes. But ultimately harmless.

1  GloobyLoops 2018-07-06

The stars at night are big and bright!

Deep in the heart of Texas!

Seems I have been bitten

1  Blakwulf 2018-07-06

you could become allergic to meat

Just red meat, not all meat.

1  Balrogz14 2018-07-06

So that includes white meat and all forms of sea food? Can we get some sources for this?

1  Blakwulf 2018-07-06

No? White meat isn't red meat? There are tons of articles, it's still being researched.

1  RogueSolid 2018-07-06

If this is going on, then how can you be so certain?

Dr. Scott Commins, an allergist and associate professor of medicine at the University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill...says it is a meat allergy, but about 15 to 20 percent of patients with the alpha-gal allergy also report getting symptoms from dairy, especially high-fat dairy such as ice cream.

1  heyheylove_87 2018-07-06

My mother used to have a small ice cream cone at night as a treat. She went to the hospital the last time she ate ice cream. All mammal products are dangerous for her.

1  heyheylove_87 2018-07-06

My mother developed life threatening reactions to ALL mammal made products. Milk, butter, bacon bits, yogurt, GELATIN.

1  Blakwulf 2018-07-06

From a tick?

1  heyheylove_87 2018-07-06

Yes. All of her meat allergies (started with slow digestion of meats) started 2 weeks after being bitten and the head getting stuck in her body.

1  Blakwulf 2018-07-06

Jeeze.

1  Awesomo3082 2018-07-06

Those vegans hold the real clout in Washington. Not only do they have all the money, but you can't say anything remotely bad about them without being labeled "anti-veganic", or a "veggie denier".

1  talex777 2018-07-06

I am hoping that you forgot your /s somewhere and that "veggie denier" and "anti-veganic" are not serious terms that people use...

1  Awesomo3082 2018-07-06

Only a Meatzi would say something like that.

1  madmarvcr 2018-07-06

You mean a Neo-Meatzi

1  talex777 2018-07-06

Holy shit. I want to change timelines. Do we get a pass option?

1  SufferinSycophant87 2018-07-06

Nope. If a child refuses to eat his/her vegetable it's now a veggie denier and will very likely at some point take part in some educational exursion to a botanical garden in Poland, so that they will see the errors of having any animosity against vegetables.

1  RogueSolid 2018-07-06

I know, right? Even their money is green.

1  deepilly 2018-07-06

Lololol

1  Munninnu 2018-07-06

you cannot digest sugars found inside of meat

There's 0% of sugars inside meat.

1  AlbanyHockey 2018-07-06

Probably where they got this idea

1  deepilly 2018-07-06

Who upvoted this shit lol

1  RancorsRage 2018-07-06

absolute gold

1  Idler- 2018-07-06

Whoa

1  deepilly 2018-07-06

Lol