Is the existence of Australia guaranteed?

1  2018-07-18 by TallCanadian2169

I mean can it be proven? This has merit

Australia is not real. It's a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It's a cover up for one of the greatest mass murders in history, made by one of the most prominent empires.

Australia does not exist. All things you call "proof" are actually well fabricated lies and documents made by the leading governments of the world. Your Australian friends? They're all actors and computer generated personas, part of the plot to trick the world.

If you think you've ever been to Australia, you're terribly wrong. The plane pilots are all in on this, and have in all actuality only flown you to islands close nearby - or in some cases, parts of South America, where they have cleared space and hired actors to act out as real Australians

Tell the truth. Stand up for what is right. Make sure to spread the world - Australia is not real. It's a code word for the cold blooded murder of more than a hundred thousand people, and it is not okay. We will not, accept this.

Stand up for the ones who died. Let it be known, that Australia does not exist.

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What’s worse is they train the computer generated actors to believe they’re real Australians living in Australia. It’s the biggest coverup in history..

i reckon they're real on account you couldn't pay actors enough to act like them, eh. fairdinkum

So if Australia does not exist does that mean there is no such place as Summer Bay? And Alf, what about Alf, is he real?

Ray Meagher is actually a hologram. Flaming galaaaa!

Paul Hogan = Alex Jones confirmed.

What about Mrs Mangle?

What about all of the unique animal species that are only found there? Are they fake too?

Please tell me you don’t actually believe the platypus is fake. Also it’s not even close to the only animal species endemic to Australia

I think it's a stupid animal that's faked to push fake evolution. Did you know it has POISON! lol give me a break.

Venom, not poison. And yes I did already know that. It’s also a monotreme so how would hey fake the eggs of a platypus if it was a beaver. Beavers are placental mammals.

You have no idea how much stuff pushed by National Geographic and the like is just straight up fake. It's like NASA for animals.

So what now are all monotremes fake?

I don't know but the Pebble Toad is. No idea how people can buy this stuff once it's pointed out how fake it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrw-6KguB8E

How do you know the pebble toad is fake? What evidence do you have?

That stupid plastic frog bouncing down the mountain after a Hollywood style spider attack at the top. What evidence do you have that it exists? Shouldn't that be provided first? I suppose you believe the moon landing is real too because it was on TV?

Actually the burden of proof falls on the person making the claim. You claimed it was fake.

Here is the species on the IUCN red list since it’s vulnerable.

Here is a taxonomic list of amphibians in Venezuela which includes the pebble toad.

I have more if you require it.

Yeah and I can show you documents and websites that say NASA went to the moon even though that clearly didn't happen. If that is "evidence" then it's no wonder you buy all their nonsense.

So you are one of those people who rejects all evidence given and then asks for more evidence. I get it. Have a nice day. Good talk.

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Please tell me you don’t actually believe the platypus is fake.

Haha, something you would only hear in r/conspiracy.

I always wonder why people who have never had interest in conspiracies on Reddit show up here and post ridiculous nonsense.

What is ridiculous nonsense these days anyways though?

If the Flat Earth is deemed not to be ridiculous in this sub-reddit?

Flat Earth is still less ridiculous than this.

Mehhh, I think they are both equally ridiculous.

My imaginary Kangaroo was delicious and nutritious.

So I guess I don’t exist...

Me too dude..... This sucks, now what do I do? Should I quit my job?

What job you don’t exist 🤷🏻‍♀️

You do, you are just an actor though. So method you forgot.

I have a friend who I really don't think would make something like this up. He's generally really progressive and honest and into conspiracies as well. He had a girlfriend who went to school abroad in Australia. When he visited he planned on proposing. When he got there she decided it was time to tell him she's found someone else from Australia and has been seeing him for the past few months, basically her whole time there. Was really sad especially since they dated for over a year before this

You forget to add /s

Steve Irwin was hired as an actor to show off all the "dangerous" animals that roam free there. To deter people from ever visiting.

But he became too confident, didn't take the risk serious (wrestling with crocodiles, please!) - how could he, he knew they were animatronics from Hollywood.
Lately he wanted to blow the whistle on this conspiracy.
So they had to fabricate the stingray accident...

/s, in case that was not clear :-D Apologies to all Ozzies and Kiwis. ;-)

I knew the Hemsworths were too good to be true! I just knew it!

😅

Seriously... I am into a lot of conspiracies but this one is utterly ridiculous. I have been to Oz a few times. I have friends that live there. I have sold it for 30 years as a travel agent. Plus you couldn't invent that accent :)

I have been to Oz a few times.

Islands in South America

I have friends that live there.

Actors

I have sold it for 30 years as a travel agent.

Propaganda

Plus you couldn't invent that accent :)

Alright strong point.

/s

:)

Australia is as real as the Tasmanian Tiger mate, and I have one to sell you if you like.

Mick Dundee

I don't think asking people to prove Australia exists is the way to go. Instead you should provide evidence that you found that leads you to believe it doesn't exist.

My dad isn’t real?

Half of my lineage isn’t real?

Childhood memories aren’t real?

Is this why I haven’t been able to sleep?

Sounds plausible! Or something.

How can Australia be real if you are not real?

I can assure you as a Brit Australia is real. Otherwise we wouldn’t have any bar staff.

This is what happens when you have too much LSD.

Yes, it is guaranteed. Take your own boat and sail there. Have a good time.

Removed. Rule 5