This is not the first lady!

1  2018-08-25 by DANNNY_SCO

77 comments

This is actually a decent post. Looks enough like it might not be her-- face seems wide, too much smiling, outgoing instead of reserved.

Hair dyed, wider shoulders... completely different people!!

It's the camera. If you look at other angles, it's clearly Melania.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=4&v=i--Ow2x7d3E

The one getting on in Washington clearly is.

It's the one getting off in Ohio looks... pretty different.

https://twitter.com/Luca_Fozz/status/1033169603407609857?s=09

The video has been so distorted it turned the polka dots into rectangles. Unless they got the shirt wrong too. This is laughably stupid.

I dunno, as far as recent conspiracies go, I quite like it. The idea that something happened on the plane which resulted in the need for a body double to be wheeled out is enjoyable nuts for me.

I am in love with generic white girl conspiracies.

Remember the Newton crisis actor girl who was at three tragedies but ended up being interviewed on TV (because she lived through tragedies) and was clearly three different girls?

It's hilarious every time because it eschews the "minorities look the same" stereotype.

She's pregnant, that's why she is bloated and slightly different looking

Women are shapeshifters. Most women in my experience go up a full cup size and have shoes and clothes that simply won’t fit during or before “that time of the month”

At the age of 48? I mean, it happens, but...ugh. God save her.

You don't gotta be pregnant to be bloated.

Terrific (albeit shudder-inducing) theory.

The last First Lady was such a non woman that now we have two awesome actual females?

and three HRCs during the end days of her non campaign.

Two of which are confirmed total cunts. The original needs no introduction of course but the second one...Well, what type of brand new grandmother with pneumonia doesn't distance herself from a newborn, days old child but moves into the household? Cuntish HRC II is who. At least they producers got that part of the personality down to a tee!

Depends on the type of pneumonia. It ain't always contagious.

Look at this comparison! Her getting on Marine one vs the video of "her" getting off

https://twitter.com/Luca_Fozz/status/1033169603407609857?s=09

Not the first time it's happened either...

https://twitter.com/metroville/status/1016764340970459137

A conspiracy theory the left can get behind, gonna be funny if they do after berating "conspiracy theorists" on a regular basis, that said they do look different enough to make this interesting at the very least.

Don't see how political views can cloud your vision mate... literally different people.

I didn't say it did as I'm neither Democrat nor Republican, I'm saying the left has been bashing conspiracy theorists for a long time now but this is one they'd support since it directly involves Trump and as I said this is at the very least interesting as there are enough differences in their appearance to be strange.

In my experience, it's been "the right" that's trying to deny the existence of the biggest conspiracy of all time. Sad that conservatives are so anti-conspiracy and anti-truth.

Trump supporters definitely in denial of Trump being corrupt as fuck but if you haven't seen the left constantly bashing conspiracy theorists in every capacity you gotta take your blinders off, there's bias everywhere but I can't even tell you how often I go on the main political/news subs and see people bashing conspiracy theorists, it would just make me laugh if they started peddling this one regardless of whether or not it's true.

?? The Right is totally on board with the deep state conspiring to compromise our election

Except that "conspiracy" is a bunch of paper thin BS promulgated by a bunch of ultra wealthy criminals who benefit greatly from right wing politicians being in office. Political conservatism, worldwide and without exception, is designed to enrich the elite at the expense of the population, while at the same time gaslighting the population into celebrating those who oppress them.

still more supporting it than Russia collusion

I know a shit ton of liberals who are conspiracy theorists. Until the whole Trump thing happened most conspiracy theorists where liberal in my experience.

Yeah I'm not saying all liberals are anti conspiracy theorist or anything like that, we comes in all shapes and sizes, I'm saying I've seen the most conspiracy theorist bashing coming out of liberal subreddits. I'm sure we've got right leaning, left leaning, centrists, libertarians etc. etc. floating around these parts but that's not what I'm referring to.

I hear ya. Reddit people in general are so science based that anything outside a rigid point of view is pretty hated on. I would say most redditors believe the official 911 story which really surprised me when I first started using this site.

Lots of liberals off of reddit in meat space aren't like that though. Lots of hippy new age liberals are way out there for example.

Oh for sure, I'm sure shit is skewed in general on reddit as well because most of the popular subs are left leaning anyways but it would give me a good laugh if this started making the rounds in popular subs is all, like if it hit the front page I'd definitely crack up a bit. I don't think questioning the official narrative is specific to any political affiliation but I definitely wish it wasn't so frowned upon in general to question things more openly, especially things that challenge your personal bias. I try to remain open to most things no matter how absurd they sound, lots of things out in the open now were looked at as being absolutely bonkers back in the day and now they're just facts and yet a majority of people remain so closed-minded about a lot of things.

"I'm saying the left has been bashing conspiracy theorists for a long time now"

Save the partisan bullshit for the politics subs.

Oh fuck off, you reply to my comment where I say I'm not partisan by telling me to save partisan bullshit for political subs, I was just making an observation and if you don't like it then downvote and keep it moving.

various gossip about Trump and his dalliances.

no real surprise if the first lady is busy at times not being there.

Just had a throwaway account message me telling me to delete the post

Probably someone trolling you or a Trump supporter, either way that's pretty funny.

Screenshot or it didn't happen.

Screenshots aren't really reliable anymore. The easiest to manipulate are quick bits of text. Take a look at how I changed your comment and took a screenshot using the Inspect function in Chrome.

Screenshots aren't really reliable anymore. The easiest to manipulate are quick bits of text. Take a look at how I changed your comment and took a screenshot using the Inspect function in Chrome.

You should turn this talent into a useless reddit bot

Technically it's not even a talent. I could tell you how to do it in 30 seconds, it's that easy.

I know how to do some quick photoshopping, but scripting it into an auto bot would be a bit more tricky

It's actually not photoshop, its just done straight in the browser. But yea a bit would be a bit more involved for sure.

That wouldn't really be very useful though because once the screen is refreshed whatever you change disappears.

Well yeah, but the original comment was referring to how easy it is to fake a screenshot. Inspect element, change text, take screenshot. It doesnt matter that you're not actually changing the website.

I always knew I'd get caught for killing that prick Kennedy, just never thought it would be at my own hands. And LEDs are delicious I'll have you know.

Thanks man, good job.

Making Attorneys Get Attorneys

Cohen snitched, Manafort snitched, Even National Inquirier CEO is snitching. Even rats know which way to run when a ship is sinking. Trumptanic is a sinking ship hahaha. Enjoy the Green wave coming you fascist cunts.

This has happened before only this time it looks even less like Melania. Also strange is that as of me writing this the top news story on Google if you type in "Melania" is an article titled "Who is the best Melania impersonator" about some Broadway show that features the trump administration.

that article you’re talking about was posted yesterday, no less.

a coincidence, surely.

I've been hearing a lot about Melania hating the spot light and trying to distance herself

Kinda hard to considering she's the First Lady

She knew what she signed up for.

from where?

Talk about a bulge in the front of that skirt

Its Bruce Jenner!

Buckle up buckaroo!

Came here to say that

Wish the video was clearer, too grainy for me to really have an opinion one way or another. Pretty fun theory though, spot the decoy Melania!

Her twitter account is cancer.

examples? I wont visit twitter as its cancer itself

Oh shit, I agree! Are you sure that is even supposed to be her? Wow, they really don't even try anymore

Because it's a 240p?

Did he give her a black eye again?

pics of the first time?

Do your own research, google it out? Look into BLACK EYED ELITES. Very common.

there isnt a first time is there

No there is nothing proven about any abuse she has suffered.

That said, Trump is a known domestic violence and rape perpetrator. I enjoyed the previous conspiracy of when she was hospitalized a while back, it was for a suicide attempt. She probably wants the fuck away from him at this point, but no there is no proof.

Maybe this is Trump's way (and perhaps Alex Jones's way) of warning the deep state that they plan on releasing the fact that Michelle Obama is actually a tranny? Fuck, I don't know. Things are getting really fucking weird. Alex Jones watching tranny porn, now Trump walking out with what clearly looks like a tranny (it's definitely not Melania)?! I'm lost for words right now.

That's definitely a crisis actress.

Ivanka is Barron's mother and Melania is just a decoy. She's a former escort who's getting paid to play a role and she's not very good at it.

Is she getting fatter?

It says I have to be a confirmed follower to see any of their content. Can someone link vid?

I think it's normal to have body doubles. Does anyone rememeber Hillary's body double after she collapsed during the 911 memorial event?

Normal for who? Do you have a body double?

Whom*

Shame I can't see this. Not on twitter.

I never really got the fascination with Melania. Her old nudes are lackluster and she was twenty years younger then. Now with all the surgery she kind of looks like a post op transsexual.

Hmm, it still looks like her to me although she is more engaged than usual. It wouldn't surprise me at all if she had a stand in though since she seems to hate her mandatory public appearances.

Not the first time it's happened either...

https://twitter.com/metroville/status/1016764340970459137

No there is nothing proven about any abuse she has suffered.

That said, Trump is a known domestic violence and rape perpetrator. I enjoyed the previous conspiracy of when she was hospitalized a while back, it was for a suicide attempt. She probably wants the fuck away from him at this point, but no there is no proof.