I like my Jesus alien overlords glowing in Nordic white and gold, with angel wings, and fiery swords...riding a T-rex would be 90s gay, so maybe on some sort of awesome robot...legs...thing....which shoots lasers out of its eyes...
Fuck me, this is good medical grade Bolivian hash cabbage....
Doesn't Rule 12 say that Submission Statements are only required for link/image posts? (I'm not saying this was great content, but came here after being linked from elsewhere. After seeing what was removed, it didn't seem to match the rule.)
29 comments
1 blowtheroofoff 2018-08-31
proof?
1 SkyKismet 2018-08-31
Can you elaborate?
1 NorthKoreanDetergent 2018-08-31
happy cakeday!
1 garyp714 2018-08-31
Fine but don't fuck with my football.
1 whenipeeithurts 2018-08-31
I hope they just get on with it. I got my popcorn!
1 IMA_Catholic 2018-08-31
How is it over in your space space MLS?
1 winksup 2018-08-31
Ah yes, the dark web. Where you can buy practically anything and also apparently vaguely discuss alien invasions that people take to heart.
1 UserZA36Z 2018-08-31
Would like to see some links or something?
1 AssBestPicture2505 2018-08-31
Well when Soros drones are shooting scalar beams up your butt....
1 AltWright 2018-08-31
On the dark web, nobody can hear you lie.
1 tigercoffee4life 2018-08-31
I dunno, if it was a false flag alien invasion i'd have thought the government would have done more weird shit to make us paranoid.
1 iknowyourmommy 2018-08-31
Jesus Christ I hope so.... At least it would be interesting!
1 BubbhaDunkh 2018-08-31
I, for one, welcome our Alien Jesus Overlords.
1 iknowyourmommy 2018-08-31
I like my Jesus alien overlords glowing in Nordic white and gold, with angel wings, and fiery swords...riding a T-rex would be 90s gay, so maybe on some sort of awesome robot...legs...thing....which shoots lasers out of its eyes...
Fuck me, this is good medical grade Bolivian hash cabbage....
1 fuckyouImnotnice 2018-08-31
A potentially compelling post headline ends in low effort, vague rumor mongering.
Man, if you are gonna bother try harder.
1 AssBestPicture2505 2018-08-31
Ok, when the day comes just let the Soros drones zap your anus then.
1 Catsarenotreptilians 2018-08-31
What did you find through the unfiltered garbage?
You mean dark nets, good try though!.
1 ErrorDemon6 2018-08-31
Just another scheduled UFO invasion drill.
1 jsho4realyo 2018-08-31
First timer?
1 BigTgs 2018-08-31
Yeah. Maybe so. My 7 year old told me this morning she had a dream about the gray people.
1 ichoosejif 2018-08-31
Whoa.
1 presleyrue 2018-08-31
You should really try to back this up...with like anything..
1 Cobra-Serpentress 2018-08-31
So, Saturday or Sunday? Can it wait til Monday, there are some great College Football match-ups I would like to see this weekend.
Why don't the Aliens ever invade during the spring? Hayfever?
1 mastigia 2018-08-31
Removed rule 12
1 AssBestPicture2505 2018-08-31
Well when Soros drones are shooting scalar beams up your butt....
1 mastigia 2018-08-31
That's my fetish.
1 wlc 2018-08-31
Doesn't Rule 12 say that Submission Statements are only required for link/image posts? (I'm not saying this was great content, but came here after being linked from elsewhere. After seeing what was removed, it didn't seem to match the rule.)
1 mastigia 2018-08-31
1 AssBestPicture2505 2018-08-31
Starting to look like the Deep State called this off due to so many blowing the whistle online.
1 AssBestPicture2505 2018-08-31
Ok, when the day comes just let the Soros drones zap your anus then.
1 ichoosejif 2018-08-31
Whoa.
1 AssBestPicture2505 2018-08-31
Well when Soros drones are shooting scalar beams up your butt....