False flag alien invasion this weekend?

1  2018-08-31 by AssBestPicture2505

Seeing a lot of chatter about this on the dark web.

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proof?

Can you elaborate?

happy cakeday!

Fine but don't fuck with my football.

I hope they just get on with it. I got my popcorn!

How is it over in your space space MLS?

Ah yes, the dark web. Where you can buy practically anything and also apparently vaguely discuss alien invasions that people take to heart.

Would like to see some links or something?

Well when Soros drones are shooting scalar beams up your butt....

On the dark web, nobody can hear you lie.

I dunno, if it was a false flag alien invasion i'd have thought the government would have done more weird shit to make us paranoid.

Jesus Christ I hope so.... At least it would be interesting!

I, for one, welcome our Alien Jesus Overlords.

I like my Jesus alien overlords glowing in Nordic white and gold, with angel wings, and fiery swords...riding a T-rex would be 90s gay, so maybe on some sort of awesome robot...legs...thing....which shoots lasers out of its eyes...

Fuck me, this is good medical grade Bolivian hash cabbage....

A potentially compelling post headline ends in low effort, vague rumor mongering.

Man, if you are gonna bother try harder.

Ok, when the day comes just let the Soros drones zap your anus then.

dark web.

What did you find through the unfiltered garbage?

You mean dark nets, good try though!.

Just another scheduled UFO invasion drill.

First timer?

Yeah. Maybe so. My 7 year old told me this morning she had a dream about the gray people.

Whoa.

You should really try to back this up...with like anything..

So, Saturday or Sunday? Can it wait til Monday, there are some great College Football match-ups I would like to see this weekend.

Why don't the Aliens ever invade during the spring? Hayfever?

Removed rule 12

Well when Soros drones are shooting scalar beams up your butt....

That's my fetish.

Doesn't Rule 12 say that Submission Statements are only required for link/image posts? (I'm not saying this was great content, but came here after being linked from elsewhere. After seeing what was removed, it didn't seem to match the rule.)

  1. And yes it refers to link posts. But a self post which only contains links is a link post.

Starting to look like the Deep State called this off due to so many blowing the whistle online.

Ok, when the day comes just let the Soros drones zap your anus then.

Whoa.

Well when Soros drones are shooting scalar beams up your butt....